Frequently Asked Questions
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Where are these golf balls made? The World’s Funniest Golf Balls are proudly manufactured right here in the USA. This helps guarantee they're not being filled with Strontium 90 and Chinese Hot Dog Water. Our Funny golf balls are USGA approved and play great. If Midgets play miniature golf,… is it then regular golf? This is a question that has baffled sports scientists at the Wee people institute for years. We’re working on it and will get back to you as soon as the ball comes out of the clown's head. How long will it take to get my order? Hey, we drink and get up late. That said, we get them out the door twice a week. How can I get free shipping? Shipping,…. Like sex, is calculated based on the approximate weight and size of your package. Basically, if you order one or two packages, your shipping is gonna cost ya $4.60. But if you order 3 or more sets of these funny balls, you’ll save over $12 in S&H, cause we pick it up. So if you’re faced with more than one Christmas, Chanukah or Kwanza present to buy, you might as well do it right now and save big with free S&H. How do I get an order delivered to a different address? Good question and here’s how to do it. When you get into the checkout section, enter your billing address in the space supplied at the top and then scroll down to “Comments” on the same page. Say something in the comments field like, “This is a gift. Please send it to Alyce Tickleshorts at this address.” If we don’t do it this way, Paypal won’t verify your address and Credit Card as good, because the card address and the delivery address don’t match up, and Ms. Tickleshorts is S#%t outta luck. Savvy? What's up with the Snow Plow Gear being sold on a golf site? Both the Funny Balls and Snowplow man gear come from the Twisted mind of Comedian Mike McDonald….. and not only is Mike funny, but he’s cheap. So instead of opening (and paying) for a separate storefront, he Glomed this Snow Plow site to the back end of the Comedy Golf site. Go watch the Snow Plow Man animated song on the video page..... then go buy something. Why should I buy these Funny Golf Ball packages anyway? Because they're hilarious and your people will love them..... and if you don't, Mike will have to publicly admit to a bad business decision and be forced to make furniture out of them. Then Mike's friends and relatives will be doomed to receive them as gifts until his stockroom runs dry. Is Mike working on other golf ideas? Mike is developing a new Golf Driving Range / Liquor Store. He calls the place, "Drinking and Driving". How do you get the picture on the ball to stay in that little circle cutout and not roll around? Nail gun. Just kidding cause that’s our job. We use a glue spot with the same sticky stuff you get when you receive a new credit card. The technical name for it, and we kid you not, is glue snot. It’s gummy and should peel off with the help of a finger nail and a welding torch. Then just wash your balls and tee em up. Does Tiger Woods play Comedy Golf Balls? No. But they are played by Tigers illegitimate brother, Alwaysnthe Woods. Can I hire Mike and some other great comedians to perform at our next golf event or corporate function? You bet you can. Mike has put together Comedy Golf Events from exclusive sites like Doral and Brookline CC to Public Links courses in Florida and Hawaii. If you need funny at your next golf event, email Mike with the date and place of your event. He’ll get back to you. How do I change or cancel an order? Hey. We’re not set up for that, so think twice before you place a fake order. What are the Refund, Returns and Cancellation Policies? If you don’t want it, don’t order it, because taking this stuff back is gonna cost you money. There’s a $3.50 per box restocking fee and you pay shipping. All boxes must be returned undamaged. That said, if you really have an issue, email us and we’ll try to take care of it fairly. Is Comedy Golf’s site secure? Part of our using Yahoo as a storefront is leveraging their secure transaction programs. So what's stopping you?... go buy something. |
